What really happens to planes that go missing? Is elderly child labor the secret to running a family business? Can homeless people make money by renting out the cars they live in? What if Radiolab was super fucking dumb? Metadata Radio will answer almost none of these questions.

In this absurdist satire of modern public radio, every story goes objectively nowhere. Each popular podcast format unfolds into the next, gradually eroding all logic, and giving a much needed voice to the real Fake News.